Flashback Friday: "You Can’t Fool Mother Nature; or the Portable Booze Breath Tester Either"
From the Two Harbors Chronicle & Times, March 26, 1974. Misspellings and other grammatical oddities left intact.
It’s late Saturday night. The Highway Patrol car is parked along a winding stretch of Highway 61. A pair of headlights appear on the horizon and the trooper takes note that an approaching car is weaving when the road is straight, and is going straight when the road is weaving.
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